February 2012
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Hai guys
how you been yo?
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toocooltobehipster:
That My Penis.
Officer mistakes a black guys penis as a weapon.
January 2012
I hope you all realize that we're all going to get...
bordellobarbie:
lolsofunny:
PRISON PARTY!!
ugh, i’m so fucked. :(
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Me: i need friends
Internet: i'm here for you baby
Government: no
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wassup mah niggaz. it's been a cool minute since i...
December 2011
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
My mom likes staving me or something.
trancecansaveyou:
ravesandaids:
I asked her to bring me food she brings me jack n the box tacos. she knows i hate them.
she goes shopping she buys the wrong food/drinks.
she buys nasty Arrowhead water
the wrong kind of ham
diet soda
No juice and buys milk
and she buys corn dog I FUCKING HATE CORN DOGS
Is this a joke.
Anonymous asked: post a picture of your dick ;)
Anonymous asked: whats ur fav trick that yur gf does whne she gives you head?